Funny Valentines Day Quotessome of the funny valentines day quotes."Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” ~Unknown"I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” ~Tracy Smith"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" ~Unknown"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." ~Oscar Wilde"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." ~Albert Einstein"Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day." ~Jay Leno“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine's cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.” ~Unknown"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." ~Phyllis Diller"The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love." ~Margaret Atwood"No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along." ~Joyce Brothers"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart." ~Unknown"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" ~Lily Tomlin"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." ~Groucho MarxSource URL: https://free1image.blogspot.com/2011/02/funny-valentines-day-quotes.htmlVisit free image for daily updated images of art collection
