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  • hopefulgc
    01-26 02:33 PM
    Sounds like a far shot.. but if government can start distributing money.. why in the name of all that is Holy can they not do this:
    "All pending immigration adjustment applications get expedited with an appendage clause that the beneficiaries need to express commitment to staying in US by buying a residence."
    How will that not help the ailing real estate market? I know this idea has been shot down gazillion times ... but we need to really stop looking through the cloudy kaliedoscope to atleast give this idea the merit it deserves.

    After all these is something called as 'GC by investment'. Why not something in between?

    The good part is that then anybody opposing this would then be indirectly opposing the future and much needed growth in US.





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  • svr_76
    11-27 05:16 PM
    Well...so now they have added addln staff to handle the annual load (1 - 1.3 mil) EAD/AP requests....




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  • Leo07
    02-01 11:22 AM
    Sorry, Link was on the first post.

    Here it is again:Organizing for America | BarackObama.com | OFA Survey (http://my.barackobama.com/page/s/OFASurvey/)


    please post a link to this survey




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  • srikondoji
    12-17 05:07 PM
    i was in coma. :D or may be i was off by one month :eek: or may be some bug entered my head and rewired my brain :cool:



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  • abhay
    01-20 01:18 PM
    Abhay,

    It is certainly possible that the response was based only on the information available online, but there is no way to know for sure. That is why it is important to get written confirmation that USCIS rec'd your RFE response.

    Ann

    Thank You Ann.




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  • sk.aggarwal
    06-01 08:42 AM
    This is true for most full time positions. I used to work for Wachovia and after merger with Wells Fargo they even withdrew approved I-140s, refused to file responses for perm audits and off course start new GC process. I left after working from them for 5 years. Idea is not to scare you, but just be careful. As someone adviced above, give you best shot in interviews and once you have an offer ask them to confirm in writing that they will process GC in EB2 immediately on joining. Dont join if they dont give you firm assurance. And once you join, start working on this process immediately.




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  • clif
    03-01 01:44 PM
    Friends,

    I have Canada PR since October 2006. In October this year I will complete 3 years since landing in Canada. The rule to maintain PR is that one should live in Canada for at least 2 years in a 5 year period. Since I have not lived in Canada more that a couple of weeks since landing, will I be allowed to move to Canada after completing 3 years outside Canada or will I be sent back from the border? Has anyone moved to Canada after living outside for more than 3 years since landing? Please advise.

    Thanks.



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  • myimmiv
    12-17 02:06 PM
    My wife will be coming back in April 2nd week through Denver. CO POE. Her AP is valid until June 3rd week.

    My question is that is 2 months of AP validity / cushion enough or safe to enter the US.

    Any experiences from forum members about using their AP when there is 2 months or less left in the expiry of the AP document and they entered the US. Did anyone have any bad experience at POE due to near expiry of the AP. Members entered through Denver, CO POE with their experiences would be an added help.

    Also, will she get a 1 year I-94 validity from the date of entry or only until her AP expires?

    Thanks in advance for all your time.




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  • eb3retro
    08-21 05:46 PM
    This is great - thank you!

    I'll be traveling to/from SFO. Have the new AP Receipt Notice.

    jazz


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  • nogc_noproblem
    04-09 04:50 PM
    1. Supporting Letter
    2. Employment Verification Letter from New Employer
    3 Copies of the Pay stubs from new employer
    4. Relevant portions of AC21
    5. Memo on August 4 th 2003 from William R Yates
    6. Copy of I-485 filing receipt notice for your name
    7. Copy of I-140 approval notice.
    8. Copy of I-485 filing receipt notice for your dependants (if any)

    Hi Gurus,
    I have got a new job and the company is asking me to work on EAD. Could anyone please tell me how to use AC21. do i need to fill any forms and is there any approval process involved ?




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  • ArkBird
    06-24 03:02 AM
    No. as per my lawyer it became unavailable in the middle of the month.



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  • HRPRO
    05-04 01:26 PM
    Hello experts,

    My situation:

    1) H1- I have completed 6 years on H1 in Oct 2010.Out of six years,I stayed out of US for more than 1.5 years.
    2) EAD- I had ead since 2007 but started using it since Oct 2010 for first emplyer.
    Now using ead for working with the present (second) employer as a permanent employee.
    3) AP- getting AP regularly since 2007.Used AP twice in 2010 and once in 2011.Initially my H1 emplyer asked me to use it,since I was not on project.
    In 2011, I used it,since my H1 was also expired.

    4) I-485 - filed in July 2007 only for myself on EB3( my family didn't able to come to US during that period)
    PD July 2006


    Earlier my family was situated in India and had H4, so they were able to travel.Since kids are studying ,they prefered to stay there for education.
    Now I am in difficult situation, since if family decides to come to US after the education, they won't be able to travel , since they lost their dependent status.
    Using travel visa won't be helpful for longer stay.

    My previous H1 emplyer told me that the family greencard applications could be filed once the PD becomes current.Based on present dates,it is going to take 5-6 years.

    Options: Is it possible to convert from ead to H1?[I want to use H1 only for the family to maintain their H4 status.With H4, they could be able to travel as per the situation.
    Since I am working as a permanent employee, it will be easy to renew/maintain H1.

    Is it possible to convert ead to H1? What could be the consequences?

    Please advice.:confused:

    Thanks

    You can switch back to a H-1 and have an EAD in parallel. In fact it is a safer bet and gives you the flexibility to travel easily. I would not recommend you use the EAD unless you have to and stay on H as long as possible. But irrespective of whether you use your EAD or not, do not let it expire and dont forget to renew it. Just keep your options open.

    HRP




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  • chandrajp
    06-14 11:12 PM
    Hey did you get the receipt notices(485/ead/aos) mailed to you directly from USCIS or it went to your attorney?
    EAD and AP receipt notices are mailed to me. I-485 receipt notices are mailed to me. I don't remember receiving I140 receipt notice



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  • gc_bucs
    04-20 06:42 PM
    Per Mattheww Oh's web site, Senate Judiciary Subcommittee Immigration Oversight Hearings were held on 04/19/2007 and 04/20/2007. I haven't read the details yet. The details are at http://www.immigration-law.com/




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  • ss1026
    11-04 11:43 AM
    Hey this is good news, atleast the crowd will get reduced in chennai consulate :)

    Yes, that will help the chennai consulate lines. And it is great for hyderabadis since we don't have to go to chennai, sometimes multiples times for a single stamping.



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  • adi787
    08-29 05:57 PM
    Hello RamK

    Can you please let me know, what you did finally?

    I'm in the same boat.


    awaiting for your reply.




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  • northstar1
    07-26 12:30 PM
    I don't think that's an option. The company has strict rules of using it's corporate attorney's through out the green card process. Hence the dilemna.




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  • gc_on_demand
    03-19 11:52 AM
    I came in USA on H1 visa and continued in that status till 2008 (six years). Company A sponsored a green card for me in 2003 for a position different than the one on my H1B based on future employment opportunity/position. My I-140 was approved in early 2007 and after applying for my I-485, I got my EAD and AP in August 2007. However since I was working on H1B with another company at that time, which was valid till June 2008, I did not use my EAD and worked till my H1B lasted. As my H1B expired, my status while living in US as per my lawyer changed to AOS pending.

    I took a couple of months off and visited India. Came back to US without a problem using my AP. Looked to start a business but did not succeed due to economic condition. I still maintained an honest intent to join the sponsoring employer when I get my GC and vice- versa with regard to the sponsoring employer. To earn living therefore, I joined another company for a couple months in a similar field using my EAD but did not use AC21 (as a full time primary job). That job did not last long and now I am again looking for employment opportunity.

    I visited my lawyer recently with current situation and a few questions and he said I can be in deep trouble - being unemployed mostly since leaving my H1B status and having worked for another company for those few weeks in a job capacity that was a bit different than the one on my petition. He said I could be deported too if my luck is bad in this case. I request you to advise me whether what happened was really wrong and if I can correct it anyway? As corrective measure, my lawyer says that with immediate effect either I should join the green card sponsoring employer or find another employer with similar job offer (willing to port my Green card) - to avoid hard quuestions with USCIS. In this economy, nobody wants to take extra burden. But I spoke with my GC sponsor. He said the job is there for me like before and he is willing to write a letter of intent to hire me on permanent basis currently or in future if required to whosoever concerned but would prefer to wait a few months giving the crunch in business these days.

    WHAT SHOULD I DO? Would the letter suffice the honest intent on both sides regarding the employment offer? Can I afford to take a little more time find a simmilar job? PLEASE SUGGEST.

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    sac-r-ten
    01-08 11:41 AM
    deepakjain:thanks for the latest info on this.
    Little clarification required, what do you mean "delivered the next day betn 4:30-5:00". You mean one can collect it the next day in the evening?

    jkm2282, sorry for hajacking your post. Any updates from your side?

    THe process has changed the passport are now delivered the next day between 4:30 PM to 5:00 PM. Mumbai consulate no longer delivers the passport the same day of interview.

    Deepak



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